Week 8 - Drinks Round

Who said what?

1. “He was a wise man who invented beer.”

2. “Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs”

3. “If you drink - don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”

4. “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it”

5. “An alcoholic is anyone you don’t like who drinks more than you do.”

6. “Some of my best leading men have been horses and dogs”

7. “I have two ambitions in life; one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.”

8. “A picture is worth a thousand words.”

9. “Were going to sell you this seat, but you’re only going to use the edge of it.”

10. “Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”

11. “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”

12. “I’ve stopped drinking, but only while I’m asleep.”

13. “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”

14. “I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.”

15. “Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.

Below are listed 18 names; 15 of them belong to the quotes shown above.

George Best	George Burns	Richard Burton
Sigmund Freud	Bob Hope	Dean Martin
Alfred Hitchcock	Napoleon	Plato
Oliver Reed	Will Rogers	George Bernard Shaw
Elizabeth Taylor	Quentin Tarantino	Somerset Maugham
Dylan Thomas	Mark Twain	Oscar Wilde